Some old fridge magnets and a Porsche press car allow a petulant Yank and an argumentative Brit the chance to improvise their own, unscripted version of Top Gear's Cool Wall. Some hilarity and much abuse...

We've discovered quite recently that Matt and rakija don't mix. When he finally did surface, he had no clue we tried to wake him at all! WARNING: Contains some naughty boy-words and therefore may be NSFW!...